UnPoetia:Friendship

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Bluebluesky

Of God's many great blessings

Perhaps none is greater than that of friendship

A friend that sticks by you in thick and thin

A shoulder to cry on

A treasured companion in this journey we call life

Yes! I give thanks every day for my cherished friends

Except for Russell

That stupid fat fuck

We made the rule

We talked it over and made the rule

We said you let the other person have time to respawn

And not just camp out and attack them the second they come out

We said you have to wait at least 5 seconds

Perhaps count 5 apples or something

But that stupid fuck does not wait at all

Not even one apple

I can't even respawn

I hate that fucker Russell

Did I mention he was fat?



Css5l

That FUCKER!

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