UnPoetia:Cajek Might Be Gay
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- Cajek.Oh Cajek!, Gay He might be!
- Cajek, Sir Cajek, I caught him raping a tree!
- But for not all, for I discovered I was not him, and he was not me!
- And we converesed, In the most Merriest manner, Gay He might be!
- He baffled the rumors, and beat back the lies!
- With striking force, and whip made of horse!
- Cajek proved one thing.
- Cajek was not gay.
- Forsooth, though, after this Merry attack of lies, It was I,
- Not Cajek, who was gay!