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There once was a pimp named Bitcha Snigga
and he had the most horrible ho that you could figga.
One horrible ho. That's all he had.
####, it made him and his dick feel bad.
A fancy pimp named Sunof Abitch.
And he had two hos! That made him scritch.
Poor nigga. When he ever, ever saw
Sunof Abitch walking by avoidin' laws,
He'd feel ######. He'd drink and cuss.
Then one day, he got really pissed and said with a fuss,
"####! I'd throw him down a ditch.
I'm gonna have more hos than Sunof Abitch"
He was a hemophrodite so he had a #####.
And he said " ####, nigga! Can you find out
How I can get more hos in this bout?"
" You fat ########. You're just a beginner.
You got enough hos so your dick won't be thinner.
That finally, he thought of one in those tiny little mullets.
He told him about some ciggarettes that came in packs.
He'll need plenty so he gave him tons of sacks.
"Thanks, sucka!" said Bitcha Snigga and he rode
in his Pimpmobile to the 7/11 right on the road.
He got a pack of cigarettes, went out and smoked it.
It started to taste horrible but it tasted great!
He wanted that ho so fast and not late.
Then he saw someone apporaching. He saw a person coming.
And then someone tapped him on the back and knew it wasn't Jim Cummings.
And Bitcha turned 'round and whoopedand saw a switch!
Two hos! Exactly like Sunof Abitch!
But I'll get a ho better than Sunof Abitch!
These cigs make you attract hos without sucking your sack!"
So he took another one out of the pack.
He saw someone else coming. Then Bitcha yelled "####!
Sunof had two hos. Three I've hit!
When Sunof Abitch sees the hos I have,
He'll wish he has more hos than I have!
I'll show him who's more pimped out! Him or Xzibit!
I'll need more and I'll need an exhibit."
His taking of those things were big!
He didn't stop smoking, not just yet.
Till he smoked 3 packs. Now he wouldn't fret.
They came out, even fans of Puff Daddy.
All fit for a pimped out pimp! He started losing track
Of the many hos he had and how much he had crack.
They just attracted him without even trying.
Now this is really true. I'm not lying.
They came out of conventions, Hooters and Blockbusters.
And some came to him by many lusters.
And still they came. They came and they came
Until he had to watch Boondocks and probably the game.
I'll show Sunof Abitch and probably get some dreadlocks.
When see em, he get em and probably die
from all the hos demanding money to get for their fry.
But they couldn't fit in there as they were filled with a blouse.
He ###### and he pumped and tried some repairs
But the bitches weren't in! Couldn't breathe! No flairs!
And he wouldn't be there and still wouldn't win
If his physician hadn't heard the pimp scream.
He rushed to his house and got him some cream.
And to lose all those hos, he was a dunth
And it took him almost a day more
To get rid of the cigarettes. Now that was a bore.
Bitcha's amount of hos, again was just one.
That one ho had as a beginner.
But now he has enough and isn't a sinner.