UnPoetia:Ban Patrol Song

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They're checking your contributions

Checking the edits in ya log

Tryna catch ya mishaps so ya'll betta

avoid a blank, just add on

avoid a blank, just add on

avoid a blank, just add on

And cease unaccepted edits because they got no patience for ya

No you don't need to come and confess

They're watching you

And every move, and every move

So you can follow da rules

follow da rules, follow da rules, follow da rules

Or get banned

Or, or get banned


Damn son, this is Wikia

You done left edits in ya log

You are so dumb, yes you are fucking stupid -- fo' shizzle

You are so, so, so, so very dumb

He logged off, left behind a list of edits

He's obviously in some deep shit, deep shit, deep shit, deep shit


They're checking your contributions

Checking the edits in ya log

Tryna catch ya mishaps so ya'll betta

avoid a blank, just add on

avoid a blank, just add on

avoid a blank, just add on

And cease unaccepted edits because they got no patience for ya

No you don't need to come and confess

They're watching you

And every move, and every move

So you can follow da rules

follow da rules, follow da rules, follow da rules

Or get banned

Or, or get banned


Banned for lifetime, made a username, seeking resurrection

Short name like Fingerbang69 with no for good edits done

He's coming back again, Frosty's ban finger is a hurt

He had his gosh-darn chance, not one edit conflict

He had this chance and proved himself a big dick

First thing he did when I was banned for three days

He updated ma' page, called me gay-- what douche


They're checking your contributions

Checking the edits in ya log

Tryna catch ya mishaps so ya'll betta

avoid a blank, just add on

avoid a blank, just add on

avoid a blank, just add on

And cease unaccepted edits because they got no patience for ya

No you don't need to come and confess

They're watching you

And every move, and every move

So you can follow da rules

follow da rules, follow da rules, follow da rules

Or get banned

Or, or get banned


Well obviously, we have a vandal on Uncyclopedia

You douche, you blanked our best page

For real, you're a meanie

For real, I hope you die

There's a ban patrol, son!

You are so screwed, you are so screwed


They're checking your contributions

Checking the edits in ya log

Tryna catch ya mishaps so ya'll betta

avoid a blank, just add on

avoid a blank, just add on

avoid a blank, just add on

And cease unaccepted edits because they got no patience for ya

No you don't need to come and confess

They're watching you

And every move, and every move

So you can follow da rules

follow da rules, follow da rules, follow da rules

Or get banned

Or, or get banned

They're checking your contributions

Checking the edits in ya log

Tryna catch ya mishaps so ya'll betta

avoid a blank, just add on

avoid a blank, just add on

avoid a blank, just add on

And cease unaccepted edits because they got no patience for ya

No you don't need to come and confess

They're watching you

And every move, and every move

So you can follow da rules

follow da rules, follow da rules, follow da rules

Or get banned

Or, or get banned

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