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"Antiphallus", a.k.a. "The Glowing Penis That Wasn't There"
An original poem by Hughe Jarekshun
- Yesterday, while browsing media
- I saw a penis on Uncyclopedia
- It was featured for the day
- I think, I think I'm turning gay...
- When I came back to the same place
- The cock was staring me in the face
- Yet when I checked its history
- I couldn't believe what I did see
- EugeneKay! EugeneKay! I can't believe it was his!
- Look away! Look away! Lord, please don't let me jizz... (*squirt!*)
- Last night on this same media
- No glowing penis graced the 'pedia
- Neither was it there today
- Oh, but I think it turned me gay!