UnPoetia:An Ode To Stench

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Poetry for people who hate poetry

[edit] An Ode To Stenches

Stenches are wonderful things

Stinky, farty, and annoying things

Useless against grues, strong against eurgs

You need them to live

Maybe not

Oscar, Chuck, they all make stenches

But the most are made by vandals and IP benches

So be one with the stench, who cares.

By Fartiam Stinkspeare.