UnPoetia:A Commie in My Closet

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There's a commie in my closet,

There's a Cuban in the hall,

There's a fascist in my dresser,

There's a Nazi on the wall.


There's a immigrant in the bathtub,

There's a Mexican at the door,

There's a Muslim in the kitchen,

There's a liberal on the floor.


--A Commie in My Closet, a Republican ode.




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