UnNews talk:Vatican decries "Miracle Bra"

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...made up...as usual. I should probably just make a template that says "I made this up".--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:42, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Or you could just use {{Original}} — that's what it's for. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:50, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Can I use the excuse that I'm still fairly new to this UnNews thing? No? How about I rarely pay attention?..and thanks.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:52, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
Hey! You tricked me! That's what I have been using...but it says, "See the talk page for more details.", so I figured I had to provide some sort of excuse for the fact that it's not based on a real news story.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:54, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
Yeah... it's a spork from Wikinews. You can either take that line out, or tell everyone about that crazy dream you had that got the ball rolling. :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 16:00, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
Most of my dreams are about cake. I have yet to write a story about it. This one came from nowhere, besides noticing the "miracle" in "miracle bra" and seeing a show a few days ago about "miracles" that aren't; it had a cave where Mary supposedly breastfed JC. A drop of milk fell on the floor, so the roof of the cave turned white. People who can't conceive come from all over the world to buy a sample of the ceiling and "miraculously" have a baby. The monk who sells the "miracle" chalk sounded proud and smug that fifty of the god-knows-how-many people who've purchased the chalk have had babies. It made me sad; profiting from the foolish and desperate has always left a bad taste in my mouth...well, maybe it didn't come from nowhere. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:13, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
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