UnNews talk:This weekend, a big health-care vote, or something

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All right, this is too one-sided, largely skewering the Democrats and even a shameless citation of the man I'm going to vote against for Senator this November. The only fun at the Republicans' expense is my continuing to say that the name of the party or its leaders could not be determined. And that's why it's so one-sided: What have the Republicans said or done in the last month?

The Speaker did utter the bit about "deeming" the bill passed; also last week said Americans would only know what was in it once it was passed. I took the liberty of merging these utterances. The Republican leader's statement is verbatim. The quotes from the nuns and from Rep. Slaughter are totally made-up. Spıke Ѧ 00:12 18-Mar-10

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