UnNews talk:The Wedding Bride out on DVD
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Cheerleading? I thought entertainment news stories always promoted the films they were covering, directly or indirectly. I'm not putting it back, but still. Scofield 09:24, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
edit IT SUCKS AND YOU'RE ALL STUPID FOR LIKING IT!
I, Ted Mosby, saw this film and it is complete crap. I am the one he based Jed Mosley on because I dated his wife before they got married. It's true I had red cowboy boots and a butterfly tattoo, but I don't always wear them and I went to Stella to remove the tattoo in 10 one-hour weekly sessions. After she did, we literally went on a two minute date because of HER schedule, not mine. I did NOT steal an orange kangaroo from one of his karate students in order to propose to Stella; I won it in a claw machine when I was trying to win a fake diamond ring. She then expected me to move into her house in New Jersey, instead of her and THEIR daughter Lucy (yes, Tony and Stella had an illegitimate daughter) moving to my apartment in Manhattan, the greatest borough of the greatest city on Earth. When I invited Tony to our wedding, it wasn't so I could see him suffer. And it was at his apartment, not his dojo, so I didn't get attacked by a student with nun chucks. I also doubt he handles them for free; the parents must be paying him to teach. Stella then dumped me because she still had feelings for him before we even started the ceremony. So she and Lucy moved to HIS place after she expected me to move to hers. That pissed me off. When they came back to give me a job offer for teaching Architecture 101 at Columbia U, I wasn't to sure about accepting it. But they were in danger of breaking up again, so I fixed it. I don't know how they found out about the goat, but I'm definite that Barney posted it in his blog. It was then I decided to accept the job offer. And now this is the thanks I get for saving their relationship? I heard one character say MY name at the end instead of the character's. Barney even went to watch it and said Tony got everything correct when it was really all wrong. If Tony doesn't acknowledge this misuse of artistic license, I will see him in court for libel as defined in the encyclopaedia, with my best friend Marshall Eriksen (NOT Barney) handling my case and get his artistic license revoked! 184.108.40.206 16:00, September 25, 2013 (UTC)