UnNews talk:That chocolate Easter egg was terrible

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American chocolate sucks anyway. --nldr 13:35, April 4, 2010 (UTC)

I had a Hershey bar once, just to see what all the fuss is about. Had the texture and flavour of an Oxo cube if Oxo cubes had no flavour. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES
I knew someone at school who went to America and succumbed to the American fascination of anything good for cholesterol (i.e. it creates more of it), she came back with various chocolate nothings; Hersheys like you mentioned, and a joke-chocolate that's made to look like a turd, but it may as well as been: it tasted absolute shite. Turn the Mid-West into a giant treadmill. --nldr 15:51, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
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