UnNews talk:Teenage girl was 'roasted' by United players at Christmas 'cannibal' party

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textHow can cook or roast myself, and eat myself there has to someone to do that honestly if i am going to a next meal on the menu there must be people i know i take off all of clothes myself i can do that but i cannot cook or roastmyself, eat myself that is the fact i need an answer i can kill myself that i am able to do i can't put myself in the pot or thrust a rod in myself to be roasted alive but thanks anyhow.

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