UnNews talk:Study topples pyramid, gives USDA black eye

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It's all made up, except for the bit about boiled carrots tasting like shit.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:38, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

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I'm a vegetarian, bitch. I like vegetables. I'm not vegan, though. I'm not totally crazy. --Videshi 08:50, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

I did a telephone/PA install at a vegan restaurant once; pale, mumbly, dour people...got an earful from one of the employees outside about how vegans really take care of themselves. Then she lit up a cigarette. But good luck to you with that whole, um, food thing. I'm sure you're one of the good ones.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:30, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
May I recommend one of these pills?
ChillPillThematrixeatsyou
OK, maybe that was a bit OTT; I like veg too, and I find fruit better than crack.
--thematrixeætsyou, the master (talk) (flames) 23:16, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
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