UnNews talk:President Obama has NOT been assassinated.

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I don't even like O****. I didn't **** for him. This is right. I myself should be shotgunned in the head for writing this ****ing filth. **** me, the goddamn bigot!

Meh. I like McCain personally, but I live in Canada, so either way I get to laugh at you foolish Americans! But, seriously, IP adress, what part of "parody news" don't you understand? Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 14:30, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
I think he gets that you're probably a 40 year old man that lives with his parents and beats off to his sister. Oh hey, did you win in D&D last night or were you too busy eating your Kraft dinner you fucking Canuck? Look at you: You have no life, you're going nowhere in society, and you should probably get off the computer and talk to a woman.
I think you don't get that your IP address is visible to everybody every time you make an edit. I think everybody gets that you are the same idiot that posted the first comment. I think I get laid quite regularily. I think you should get your head out of your ass. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:25, 25 Feb
Every fable has a grain of truth, and the truth is, there are a lot of Americans like me who always thought that the Secret Service just collected their paychecks, ran around rallies a lot talking into lapel microphones, enjoyed driving fancy cars and planes, and really didn't have any possible way to actually stop anybody from anything. I mean come on, our military snipers admit to shooting people a mile and a half away. Even Obama himself introduced Biden as "the next president of the United States" during the campaign. Now we have to try to figure out which time-honored belief is false - that the SS is all for show, or that this country is still infested with KKK Aryan Nation nutjobs who would assassinate mayonnaise for consorting with rye. Wnt 01:22, 9 February 2009 (UTC)

edit A LITTTLE FUCKING FUNNY.

One fucking bit. 207.237.228.203 12:05, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

Aw, you folks are too kind! Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 21:04, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

edit This article

RULES! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:05, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

Anything that pisses off IP adresses usually does. Thanks for the complement! Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 21:10, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
You're welcome. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:13, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
Stupid IP's. Seconding Sockpuppet's praise. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:19, 25 Feb
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