UnNews talk:Petting Zoos to be converted to abuse-themed "Punching Zoos"
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Yobbo-punching zoo would be a better idea.
Put the 'hoodies' to a good use by allowing us to hone our martial skills on them. Much more satisfying (and less wasteful of valuable resources) than breaking boards. <g>
OAPs who've suffered their attentions should be allowed 'a go' too. In their case if they're not up-to punching, they should be allowed to jab a walking-stick through the bars. :D
--Lantash 20:20, 9 June 2009 (UTC)