UnNews talk:Paedophiles Rejoice Over New Child Database

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Hey! I'll have you know that I had pleanty of offers as a child! In fact there's a man with breats grooming me as we speak! Also, on the actually content of the article, not too sure about that picture... Kermit is a bit of an innanimate cleche. Try this one. [[Image:Dennis ferguson.jpg]] or something a bit less random. Or not, just making a suggestion (consider this a mini pee), the written stuff was all top notch stuff though! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 02:31 19 July 2008

Well, there are lots of pictures of actual paedophiles about... I went with a "joke" picture cos I wanted to make it a bit more obvious that the whole thing was a tongue in cheek. With a serious picture I thought it was just too serious. Oh, glad you like it dude. :-) Speaking of tongues in cheeks... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:35, Jul 19
/Holding a doll up in a court room When he put his tongue in my mouth he also touched me here and on my bottom *gets embarrased*... On a lighter note, I kinda see what you're saying but I think it's obvious enough that it's tongue-in-cheek without the green puppet, in fact I think he takes away from the joke a bit. Maybe not an actual paedo but something that isn't kermit would be a big improvement I think. Maybe Gordon Brown as it appears to be him that's being reckless with all our data(Ok well not him but it's his fault being PM and all). It's up to you though. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 02:50 19 July 2008
I will have a think about what you are saying... I do want to keep the picture light-hearted though. It's a VERY serious issue, and I don't want this to be seen as being too political. Political, me? Never... Orian, put your trousers back on. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:00, Jul 19
*sniff* And then... then, when he told me to put my trousers back on, he acted as if nothing had happened -- is that what am to you? Nothing!? *cries*. this is starting to sound like me and Yettie (7 days left of no Yettie =[) and as for politics. I bet you read The Gaurdian (and I mean actually read it not just Charlie Brooker's column)... Yeah I do see what you mean about it being very serious but at the same time I think kermit is too silly and the contrast doesn't work for me. I geuss it'll be a bit hard finding something exactly right but I'd avoid muppets. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 03:17 19 July 2008
You are a muppet. No, I don't read the Gaurdian. I get most of my news from UnNews. Obviously. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:20, Jul 19
I know you are but what am I? look it's half four my brain isn't working well enough to form witty banter. oh and Brookers collumn is really good! And with that I shall go to bed! No, you can't come. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 03:37 19 July 2008
I don't think I could if you were in the room. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:39, Jul 19
Oh... That was mean MrN. You make me sad =( SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 16:37 19 July 2008
He said he was 16 your honer. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:00, Jul 19
Oh well, why didn't you just say so? /gaval comes down Not guilty! court ajourned! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 17:05 19 July 2008
I love this article and I like Kermit being there. It's a very serious, scary topic, and Kermit makes scary things palatable. Plus he did the news on Sesame Street so you know you can trust him. Miley Spears 08:07, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Oh you're propably right. I can't even remember why I had issues with him anyway. Yes I could read them but I honestly don't want to.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:42 6 August 2009
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