UnNews talk:Olipro is wearing a thong, offers $10,000 to anyone who can guess what color it is

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OH DEAR GOD... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 02:29, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

I guess Blurple. - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 02:37, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

edit An article is born.

[2008-03-01 20:00:57] * Olipro puts a thong on

[2008-03-01 20:01:08] <Mhaille> eww and eww

[2008-03-01 20:01:09] * SirSquiggle throws up.

[2008-03-01 20:01:12] <SysRq> GAHH.

[2008-03-01 20:01:13] <TheDudeMan> OMG WTF BBQ

[2008-03-01 20:01:30] * TheDudeMan gouges out his eyes

[2008-03-01 20:01:42] * TheDudeMan cant see anymore

[2008-03-01 20:01:47] * SysRq pulls a lever labled "IN CASE OF OLIPRO'S UNDERWEAR"

[2008-03-01 20:01:53] * SysRq dies.

[2008-03-01 20:02:08] <SirSquiggle> Look out!

[2008-03-01 20:02:13] <SirSquiggle> Olipro is wearing a thong!

[2008-03-01 20:02:25] <SirSquiggle> Gaze not into that abyss!

[2008-03-01 20:02:28] <Mhaille> at least he's wearing something

[2008-03-01 20:02:30] * kakun throws a towel at Olipro

[2008-03-01 20:02:47] <SysRq> UnNews: Olipro is wearing a thong, offers $10,000 to anyone who can guess what color it is

[2008-03-01 20:02:52] <TheLedBalloon> ....

[2008-03-01 20:02:57] <Starnestommy> s/\s//

[2008-03-01 20:03:20] <TheDudeMan> SysRq: if you write that, i'm noming it for feature imediatly

[2008-03-01 20:03:27] <TheLedBalloon> Olipro?

[2008-03-01 20:03:29] <SysRq> That's it, I'm going to.

[2008-03-01 20:03:35] <TheLedBalloon> OLIPRO!!!

[2008-03-01 20:03:35] <TheDudeMan> unless it sucks

[2008-03-01 20:03:35] <SirSquiggle> Even if you don't write it.

[2008-03-01 20:03:37] <SysRq> I can think of so many jokes right now.

[2008-03-01 20:03:46] <Azzt|Dead> o.o

[2008-03-01 20:03:57] <TheLedBalloon> ...............

[2008-03-01 20:04:02] <TheDudeMan> but if its moderatly good, it WILL get featured

[2008-03-01 20:04:05] <Azzt|Dead> ...

[2008-03-01 20:04:07] <SysRq> Yerr, I know.

[2008-03-01 20:04:09] * TheLedBalloon puts Mhaille on suicide watch

[2008-03-01 20:04:14] <SysRq> All IRC inspired articles do.

[2008-03-01 20:04:32] <SysRq> Expect something within the next hour or so.

[2008-03-01 20:05:52] <SysRq> "Dave2, the winner of this supposed contest, had no comment, other than that this was 'the easiest money I ever made.'"

[2008-03-01 20:06:00] <SirSquiggle> HAHA

[2008-03-01 20:06:02] <SirSquiggle> Oh wow.

edit What the fuck?

No, really, what the fuck? How did this get on the front page already? Olipro makes just one comment, about as suggestive as saying "David Hasslehoff" in front of a mirror, and BAM, instant frontpage article. I'm as tolerant of in-jokes as anybody, but really now, this is getting ridiculous. Ж Kalir yes, I play Pokémon 19:34, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

Uhh....I'm marginally sure that this article isn't on the main page.... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:43, Mar 2
News section, yo. Ж Kalir yes, I play Pokémon 19:45, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
I'm marginally sure that most UnNews articles go there when they're finished. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 19:51 Mar 2
Nah, there's a good amount of articles in the UnNews section that never make it there. Ж Kalir yes, I play Pokémon 19:58, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
General IP crap I surmise? :) - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 20:02, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
Yerr, those are just IPs who don't know how to do anything. All the other UnNews articles I've written have been put on the front page template for no reason other than that I can. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 20:17 Mar 2

Okay. But I'm still going to be angry about this. Just a more quiet sort of angry. Ж Kalir yes, I play Pokémon 20:45, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

Angry? About what? Listen, if you don't like it, you don't like it. I'm okay with that. But I hate watching people get so worked up about stupid Uncyc politics, as far as what makes a feature and what doesn't. Whether or not this gets featured is irrelevant. I just care about how awesome it was when I wrote it and the reaction it got in IRC. That's good enough for me, I already feel a pretty good sense of accomplishment from that. Having a green stamp in the corner isn't worth making this a big deal. Either it's funny or it isn't. Don't make this about in-jokes. I just hate how people have turned this article into an issue of morals. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 21:01 Mar 2

Seriously, Kalir, you can't go on talk pages and make comments like this without expecting to start a flamewar. I think we all need to chill out. Come on...there we go. Feel relaxed? Good, keep relaxing. Loss of breathing is natural...yes. Now, just let your heart stop....gooood. Don't we all feel all nice and relaxed, now? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:10, Mar 2

... Ж Kalir yes, I play Pokémon 21:17, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
Domokunyellownbackground Whoopsie-doodle.
This user is busy being quietly angry. Well, just quiet now, they're not really angry anymore. Anyway, I think they misconstrued the meaning of "quietly angry" as a vow of silence. Oh well, their loss.
See? WEEEEEEEEE CAN WORK IT OUTTTTTTTTTT!!! uhh! uhh yeah! woo! work it out baby! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 21:34 Mar 2
NEVAH!!--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 11:06, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

edit SysRq should be made to wear the thong!

Score: +1

edit  :D

I hope Olipro puts that thong back on again... then- --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:52, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

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