UnNews talk:Obama to try health care one more time

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This one is not for the UnNews Hall of Fame. It is submitted purely to make sure that something in UnNews continues to give grudging acknowledgement to the news every two days or so.

The lead paragraph of the referenced AP story was so fawning about the need for price controls on insurance (which Obama never realized he needed at all, until this 99th go-around) that it inspired the crap about "this unbiased reporter." Bat Fuck Insane, of course, is a sop to the Reverend.

I have nothing good to say about Obama-care, but this particular article quickly finishes its ridicule of it (repeating the joke about IRS rectal exams I told in Barack Obama), then finishes by making fun of the Republicans. This is my second article to assert that the names of the Republican leaders were unavailable. The first time, I stumbled on the name of Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell of Kentucky, despite following politics closely and never voting Democratic. I realized that they had been hiding their faces in Obama's butt for his first six months of God-like popularity so well that indeed no Americans know who they are. Democrats Reid and Pelosi are pretty well-known, and that's not good for them. Spıke ¬  02:22 23-Feb-10

I really enjoyed this one. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 13:53, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
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