UnNews talk:OJ Simpson found guilty, sentenced to fifteen years in a resort hotel

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He's rich and a celeb so he's going to Club Fed instead of Federal PITA prison like common folk do. No doubt he'll write another book "If I did it again" or "If I did it: Las Vegas" or "Hell yeah I did it, but I won my murder appeal, bitches! I'm already in jail for a different charge, you can't touch me now. Take that Goldman family!" :) --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:45, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

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