UnNews talk:New Osama Bin Laden Tape Threatens Terrorist Strike

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Um, was anyone else as confused as I was by the phrase "Terrorist strike"? Maybe someone would rewite the heading, I don't know. Let's think of some synonyms for "strike", like "walkout" or, um "work stoppage." I dunno. --Lenoxus 18:47, 12 May 2006 (UTC)

That's kinda the joke. It's a pun on "strike"; you're supposed to think "oh no! they're attacking" when what's really happening is "oh no! they're demanding health benefits!" --epynephrin 19:25, 12 May 2006 (UTC)
Oh, duuuuuhhh. *slaps forehead* I guess I'm more used to the Onion style where the body always expands on a joke introduced in the headline, but this is much better than it would be if it had that particular approach. --Lenoxus 18:55, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
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