UnNews talk:My balls itch
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I might have huffed this thing if it weren't for a guy I knew when I was in the service. This guy constantly complained about his itchy balls, and frequently shoved his hand down his pants to scratch, no matter who was around to see. Funny thing, this bloke fancied himself a lady killer; all the ladies I knew laughed at him.