UnNews talk:Minister says only Doctor Who can save science, world

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Of course, science classes and lectures are boring, let's borrow some ideas from Science Fiction like Doctor Who and have the Daleks fight the Cybermen and explain all of the physics laws that Doctor Who had to follow in order to defeat them both? Brilliant! Like edible ball bearings on cupcakes sort of Brilliant! A technology that only the Earth has mastered and no other alien race like the Time Lords could duplicate. Don't forget Jelly Babies. All explained by chemistry and why Doctor Who chooses to eat Earth confectioneries instead of alien ones. Then explain why Doctor Who has two hearts by using biology and why humans only have one heart. Add in some more aliens for more attention to keep the students awake. Make sure you tell the class that Doctor Who kept dropping apples on Newton until Newton figured out why apples fall to hit him on the head, gravity! Brilliant! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 21:01, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

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