UnNews talk:Miley Cyrus: "I wanna be a role model for youth"

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This article is based on the Désencyclopédian text Désinformation:Miley Cyrus : « je veux être un exemple pour la jeunesse », made freely available to French-speaking wildebeest gnus under the GFDL.

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Does this violate are standards, i.e. having an underage actress explaining sex acts in detail? --Mn-z 17:07, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

We have standards? Anyway wasn't it you who said you'd bone her? Or was that Socky maybe?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:09 13 August 2009
I am not that kind of pervert. You know perfectly well what kind of pervert I am. So that probably was Socky. --Mn-z 17:20, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Damn Orian, you got a really bad memory. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:23, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Yeah well when you get to my age you want to forget.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:37 13 August 2009

Getting back on topic, I think this is a little close to child pr0n for this wiki. --Mn-z 17:32, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

I didn't spot any images that even come close to porn. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:35, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
I mean some of the text though. --Mn-z 17:36, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
She's over sixteen isn't she?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:37 13 August 2009
I'm more worried about that bump on her arm than some text being considered as "pr0n". Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:41, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Oh you noticed that too. It does look a bit deformed.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:42 13 August 2009
The age of consent (for the purposes of erotic imagery and the like) in 18 in the USA. --Mn-z 17:45, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
And? I think you've proven yourselves, time and time again to be incapable of creating civilised laws.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:47 13 August 2009
Yes, but the servers are located in the USA and Wikia is incorporated there. --Mn-z 17:48, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Don't give me that technobable. I'm reading it in the UK and I think it's actually pretty funny. Although it could be better if it wasn't as focused on the sex.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:50 13 August 2009
Actually, the age of consent varies from state to state. In Tennessee (where she is from), it's 18, but here in the state of Georgia (where I'm from), it's only 16 though it's illegal for two non-married people to fornicate. Seriously. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:52, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Isn't there one or two states that officially ban sodomy aswell?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:57 13 August 2009
Oh, there are a lot of states that ban sodomy. Gay sex is legal here in Georgia, as long as they are married. Gay marriage is banned, though. It's a law nobody cares about. Kinda like speeding in Atlanta. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:58, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
I do believe the supreme court overturned the sodomy bans, although they are still technically on the books. I think the constitution of a southern State (I do believe its Alabama) still prohibits interracial marriage. On an unrelated note, it is High Treason to counterfeit the Great Seal of Scotland in Scotland or call the monarch a heretic, tyrant, infidel or usurper of the Crown in Northern Ireland. --Mn-z 18:20, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Yes, but they often include oral sex as sodomy as well. There are a few that ban all non-vaginal sex. Let's just say it's not a well-followed law. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:00, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
And really, this shouldn't be close to being called child porn because: 1. Not a single image that comes close (unless you count that huge manly bump), 2. The media has called her a sex symbol which gives a parodist every right to have her talk about sex, and 3. The big black guy is clearly the focus of the article, not her. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:59, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
See Mn, American law is trash.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:02 13 August 2009
And yeah. I'd fuck him. And in Texas too!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:02 13 August 2009
Ew, race mixing. --Mn-z 12:41, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

who the fuck is miley cyrus —RomanDogBird (TalkMorgan Freemaneat my shorts niggaHawkmansuck my balls) 06:31, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

She's like britney spears. but with a southern accent.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:26 14 August 2009

This is the part where talk page has more success than the page it refers to... WiiKend 12:54, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

Yeah there is always that possibility.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:04 14 August 2009
This is the part where someone nominates said talk-page for VFH ;) --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 13:12, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
Don't even dare. This is the most sensible talk page I've seen in a while.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:26 14 August 2009
But haven't you seen my talk page, oh as for this article it starts nicely, but then gets worse and worse and worse and then disturbing. Yeah the discussion is over but now you all know what I think. Oh yeah and while you are all talking about the lump on her right arm, am I the only one who noticed her entire missing left arm!?!. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:16, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
Shit, I think you might be. As it happens I think the article could be better if it had other stuff in it too and was longer.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 21:18 14 August 2009
It could be really good and very funny if it sounded a lot less like a porn film in the second half. When was the last time you laughed at a porn film??? You filthy person. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:22, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
Couple of days ago actually. Cos the set up was they had two "straight" guys, and then gave them money to bum each-other, I'd give you the link but I've used it already.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 21:25 14 August 2009
You must have been rolling in the proverbial aisles. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:27, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
No. I was rolling in the metaphoric isles.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 21:31 14 August 2009
Dammit! I meant that, you knew I meant that! --ChiefjusticeDS 21:34, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

Hey, guy who said Hannah is like Britney Spears but with a southern accent: Britney Spears is from Louisiana. Quite southern. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:00, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

Yeah I remembered that after I hit save so my plan is to tell anyone who asks that it was a - pretty magnificent - joke.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 21:04 14 August 2009
Or you could have simply said you thought she was British. I mean, she even fooled me that time was drunk at the convince store. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:09, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

This just in: You all know too much about teen pop stars. Sickos. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:13, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

I blame the liberal media. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:16, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
I blame the paedo media.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 21:18 14 August 2009
I blame everyone else. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:19, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
I blame you. And the paedo media, because those two words roll off the tongue rather nicely.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 21:20 14 August 2009

@ChiefJusticeDS : the whole point of this article is to sound like a porn movie as the concept here is to laugh about the formal and puritan speach coming from the Disney's so-called stars. The more contrast you have, the more fun it is. My goal was not to make the readers jerk off but just make them laugh by the shock-value induced by the dirty words coming from Cyrus, a girl who is not even allowed to show here back naked on picture. I'm tired of the puritan speach coming from religion and commercial companies and all I want is, as we say in french, put their nose in their own shit. WiiKend 21:39, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

Yeah I get the joke, and I did get some giggles from this. I just though it coudl have been longer with her being vulgar about more things than just sex. Also aren't you the guy from the french Uncyc, that stole my sig. There's a link to it in my talk archives somewhere.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 21:51 14 August 2009
yeah, it's just because YOU are my role model. In fact I was just gave a try with your sig but I found it so cool I kept it (and I'm very lazy). Hope there are no copyrights and royalties. WiiKend 21:54, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
No it's fine, I stole the code from someone else anyway. I changed the colour though. :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 21:58 14 August 2009
Ooh, that wasn't the purpose -- didn't help me, I had a hard-on by 2/3rds of the article. G/d she's cute now. Jdude 00:08, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
You spelt god wrong, paedo.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:12 15 August 2009
Yo, I'm only 21. And she looked disgusting and repulsive like only 2 years ago.. Jdude 00:16, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
Yo, you were looking at a fourteen year old girl two years ago. I take from your reluctance to type God, that your somewhat religious. Bit hypocritical IMHO    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:19 15 August 2009
And I'm being called disgusting by a user who's userpage shows Muhammad sucking cock. Now THAT'S disgusting. Jdude 00:32, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
No that's a political statement.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:35 15 August 2009
Licking, not sucking. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:36, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
Yes, licking, with a little bit of kissing. To be as offensive as physically possible in fellatio. Thank goodness I'm not Muslim. I'd really be interested to know what that statement would be in words. Jdude 00:44, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
"This is how offensive I find your religion". Is my attention.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:47 15 August 2009
So, if they didn't do suicide bombings and terrorism (don't we wish) would they not be offensive anymore? Jdude 00:51, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
Actually killing themselves is one of their few redeeming qualities. Have you seen the way they treat women whove been raped? And gay people who are gay? People who convert to another religion or declare no religion at all? In a lot of Islamic countries those things are punishable, in some cases by death.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:56 15 August 2009
So you DO have some care for human rights, for a moment there I thought you were some sort of random raceophobe. The Sharia law is medieval in punishments, isn't it? Well, but it's not just Muslims, there's other stuff like this around the world too. Communists have killed like 100 million people, and Nazis, tens of millions. Americans have sovereignty and we can't even control our own black men, who 1/3 of them are in jail, paroled or on probation right now, half of them for doing violent crime. They rape each other there, too. And if you don't like a people, having one blow up like 20 people to kill himself doesn't make sense. There's only five other people in this world for every Muslim. And even though some groups of people are more or much more likely to do various bad things, there are innocent group members, this conversation is starting to sound like eugenics and ethnic cleansing, and that's not good. Jdude 01:28, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
Of course I care about human rights. Most people do, and yes there are alot of African Americans in jail, but more interestingly an overwhelming proportion of incaserated Americans (regardless of etnicity) claim to be Cristian. It's religion in general that I have a problem with. But this is miles off topic now, and getting into inflamitory territory. So I bif yee goodnight.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:40 15 August 2009
No need to respond, just a minor bad for the record. About half the prison population is in for violent crime, I'm guessing the people they'd allow to go on probation would be somewhat less likely to be violent. Jdude 02:01, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

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So nobody has to feel guilty about anything. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:00, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
What about the Catholics? 2009 years of guilt can't end this easily for them surely? --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 01:07, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
Of course they should. For not having anal sex. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:05, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
It's not for lack of want I assure you.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:06 15 August 2009
Orian is, after all, the authority on that sort of thing.--ChiefjusticeDS 18:19, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
Me gotse's Cheif -- in real life! For no reason! Oh teh humanity!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:30 15 August 2009

Shame about the crudities as they got in the way of a good idea.I also think a trick was missed. If Miley had wanted to talk about sex and the interviewer about the boring stuff - this would have reversed the normal structure of an interview where it is the celebrity who clams up when it gets personal. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 20:26, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Agreed, I got the joke that WiiKend was going for but I think he went too far with it. I think that the article could have been more interesting if he had toned that down and, done a similar thing to what you suggest, I think the journalist going along with it meant they became redundant towards the end, and the article may as well have been called, Miley Cyrus' secret diary. It isn't a bad article, it just needs a bit more work. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:34, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
It would have been easy to tell who had wrote this... upon reading it first impressions were Socky or Ape or RAHB or someone like that did. But WiiKend, I don't know. Great article anyways, kudos! Though it goes more towards the sex part of the classic rule: "sex, drugs, and rock and roll". 76.64.120.233 17:19, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
So who are you? Or are you a genuine IP that stalks some of our greatest users?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:50 18 August 2009
Nice article. I love the way you used shock value and made a point; it reminds me of south park. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:45, Aug 18
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