UnNews talk:Man awakes from 25 year coma, gets irritated

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Must kill red link on top of page, it must fade to blue, and should be blue now. The colour of the sky, and the sea, and the eyes of blue-eyed people and octopuses. Blue, a shade of green that is even better than green if that is possible. Aleister 00:51 11-1-'12

But if blue is a shade of green superior to green, then by the same logic, purple must be a shade of blue superior to blue, and red must be a shade of purple superior to purple. But that would imply that... red is better than blue! :O Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:27, 11 January 2012
Your logic is inescapable. Red is the new blue. So red, as the bluest of the blue, will take its rightful place as the proper colour of the sky as summarized in the poem by Shakespeare: "Red sky at night, sailors delight, red sky in the morning, sailors warning." Aleister 2:51 11-1-'12
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