UnNews talk:Kevin Federline album released; already in bargain bin

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This article is comletely made up, and not based on any particular news articles. I sure hope Kevin Federline's album flopped for real; he can't rap for save his life. If any album makes it to #1 on the Billboard 200, it should be Meat Loaf's Bat Out of Hell III. PF4Eva 00:58, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

I don't know exactly who you thinks you is, but K-Fed's got more flow than Niagara Falls. He certainly can "rap for save his life". And what do you know about livin' on the streets? I've seen K-Fed roll by the liquor sto' at fo' in the mo'; and keep on rolling, locking his doors as he goes. And I'm puzzled by the doubt you display in your "If any album makes it to #1..." comment. I mean, I'm sure we all remember October 3rd, 1994, when there was no album in spots number 1, 8, or 79. But the government has undergone reforms since then, ensuring that such a calamity may never again occur.

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