UnNews talk:Ireland expectedly lowers drinking age to 4
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I thought the drinking age in the UK was £1.50. Perhaps you could fit this in somewhere, as in "Most of the population was under the impression that the drinking age was £1.50" or some such...
Sort of an obvious line to take, and the Irish child uses American language. Plus McDonald is Scottish, not Irish? Still, good grammar and fairly amusing.