UnNews talk:Hillary Clinton "just a happy housewife" inside

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actually, it would be funnier if the article was like "Hilary Clinton goes emo."--Dark Paladin X 03:19, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

If Hillary Clinton goes emo, how can you tell the difference? The only way she can get even more emo than she is now is to wear black and start cutting herself, dye her hair black, and quit that goofy smile into a frown. She seems to have a very emo-viewpoint on everything, and like an true emo it is hard to tell if she is male or female. Well to be honest, right now she is only half-emo, but I get your idea. She just keeps whining on about how unfair life is, like a Livejournal poster, which I see as having an emo viewpoint on life. Then again, a full-emo makeover might allow her to win more votes than Edwards or Obama are getting. I mean she wants those younger votes, and the younger people are mostly emo anyway. Somebody do a Photoshop of Hillary as an emo already, and write the new Unnews article that Hillary goes emo! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:41, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

I like this one not so much because it pokes fun at Clinton, but because it pokes fun at women who hold themselves back thanks to patriarchal mindsets. Hooray! Ж Kalir, Awesome Author(alliteration affords additional awesome) 03:53, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

I was referring to this article in the coffee in New Hampshire.--Dark Paladin X 22:20, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

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