UnNews talk:Experts warn of "gay" epidemic if ban on gay blood donors is lifted

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This article spells hate on LGBT community. Someone please address this issue!

Actually, it spells "Experts warn of "gay" epidemic if ban on gay blood donors is lifted", or it can be rearranged to spell "Wrong sexy, fat rape po-faced bogey-man in libido idiot's fondlers", but that doesn't make all that much sense.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 17:42 Apr 16, 2008
Or, if you want to get technical, it doesn't spell at all, since articles are but inanimate concepts of vaguely related words and ideas which are, coincidentally, all constructs of the overactive human imagination. Stick that in your arse and stimulate it!~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 21:09, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

stuck and stimulated. --Chickenfeed9 16:25, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

I was almost expecting to see the usual "some of my best friends are blatant heterosexuals and I respect their diversity" platitudes, followed by some horror story in which an unsuspecting gay male accepted a blood transfusion from heterosexuals only to later leave hospital care with his colours mismatched and his fashion sense destroyed... doomed to a pointless suburban existence spent pushing a lawnmower and mumbling "yes, dear" to all enquiries. Sad.

In my day to be "gay" meant to be "a shamefully godless sodomite of men who will all burn in the fiery pit of hades".

How things have changed!

  • Actually, it's backwards. Long ago, "gay" used to mean "happy". Now, gay is quite that what yu just said. Gay is commonly an insult like "STFU, gay" or "That is a gay videogame. Don't buy it". I too use as a double insult: at my target and at those fags.
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