UnNews talk:Earth once full of life

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edit Gorngxshit!!!

Scientists make the wildest scenarios out of disputed evidence... I could never see how such a carbon-dioxide drowned planet with boiling masses of water containing higlhy toxic sulfidic and chloric minerals as well as heavy metallic ions would have ever evolved life out of simple organic mollecules. The "fossils" that some "experts" interpreted as "preserved exosceletons" of the suppossed last multi-cellular creature of earth that survived a cataclysmic event which they named "cockroach" are clearly geolocical formations.

A humour encyclopedia? I thought those were wiped out in the great Sky-falling of 2367, well thank Xenu those pesky Monotheist terrorists from the Middle West didn't get their hands on this! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:42, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
Zarnak will send hiers androgynous wrath upon the unbelieving scientist heratics! Prepare for interstellar sodomising infidels!!! JEEHONG!!!
Great Asimov's Ghost! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Large Einstein's specter! ...what are you people talking about?   Le Cejak <14:09, 26 Aug 2008>

This article was written by a communist. Just sayin'--Moonshadow101 17:25, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

And that was pointed out by a fascist... just sayinG (darn rednecks)...

edit Charaakhtakah Zhaim!

Now this needs a self-revison: Give it a ten out of ten King Joe of the Philippine Empire- I am the REAL dictator! 08:27, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

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