UnNews talk:David Blaine to die for our Sins

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I am somewhat concerned that this activity could lead to his messiah-hood, and the development of a global cult, to eventually transform into a corrupt, power-mad Church which suppresses reason and science, replacing it with irrational fears and superstition in order to keep the populace under their exclusive control.

If so, please don't do this. It took us long enough to recover from the last one. (Matter of fact we still haven't fully recovered yet.)

But church would be so much more fun. There's hardly ever any conjuring tricks at the moment.--Sog1970 19:22, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
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