UnNews talk:Crack lowered, blacks celebrate

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Everything except the "three-fifths" business is based on reality--You've probably just never heard it delivered this cynically. Spıke Ѧ 00:07 17-Oct-10

That's cynical? O_o ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 00:11 (UTC)

Well, yeah; the idea that making this temporary move, 17 days before the election that is likely to give us a U.S. House that is disinclined to make it permanent, in order to get the homies in line, is cynicism you won't hear on the networks. But is it funny?! (PS--Audio is now available.) Spıke Ѧ 00:44 17-Oct-10

Memo: We have a featured article (in the 3-spot) that is now 10 days old, but I can't replace it with this one, even though it has an audio, because--as usual for my current-events stuff--the humor is slow-developing and I don't see how it can be gathered into a funny lead paragraph. Spıke Ѧ 00:55 17-Oct-10

Oh... I'm too dense for this kind of thing. Good luck with that. UnNews is so confusing. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 01:47 (UTC)
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