UnNews talk:Congressman: Too much dispersant used in oil spill
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It's been a while since I saw an inherently ridiculous headline on the AP wire, until today, in which Markey characteristically elevates orthodoxy over common sense. For some reason, I thought junket, and then I thought of slimy Markey's face covered in oil--and we already have a photo that does the trick.
No, I don't like him--ever since he got Congress to make sure that cable TV rates wouldn't keep skyrocketing. But I hope it adds balance to morph the guy from AEI into Sarah Palin, and to focus on the BP spokesman's preposterous quote that he is too "professional" to think about consequences to the company when he shares spill data with competitors.14:30 1-Aug-10