UnNews talk:Christianity hoax exposed; bogus belief system baffles western civilization for 2,000 years

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edit Feature! Feature! Feature!

Feature! Feature! Feature! Feature! Feature! Feature! Feature! --The Dit 04:28, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

AUTHOR! AUTHOR! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Come on, even I stopped watching the Pokemon anime back in middle school. ЖGBDsig.PNG WHEEEEE! 11:59, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Love

The Catholic church doesn't think love is evil, just unmarital and homosexual sex is. If you are going to insult the largest world religion (about 200,000 people larger than Islam), make sure you insult them correctly. Sith Penguin Lord 19:33, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia doesn't think your opinion matters, just that the truthful criticism is pointless. If you're going to criticise our humor, at least do it on our terms. ЖGBDsig.PNG WHEEEEE! 20:21, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
P.S. Islam is recorded at up to 1.3 billion members. At that scale, 200K people is chump change. ЖGBDsig.PNG WHEEEEE! 20:24, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
The Catholic church is against contraception and priests having sex, therefore I'd say it does think love is evil (well, there is the exception of man-on-boy love, since they tried to cover that sex scandal up and didn't care about it until the media exposed it).

edit You're all going to burn in Hell

Too late to escape now. You might as well be naughty for your remaining time.

Why? this is actually a very gentle satire on Catholicism. Rabelais was far, far more rude about it, and he was a Catholic. This is the sort of thing that would amuse Catholic seminary students.--Flying Pig 19:07, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Er, did you read the last part of the advice above?

edit Ha, I knew it

I knew it. --User:Inknewit 06:06, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

edit I heard

that 4th new religion started in the 19th century will do the same move , problem is like in islam , theres no authority on the subject to announce this ,

edit Needs more pictures

It could use some more images.

edit Disgraceful

You people who do this sort of vandalism are a disgrace to yourself. I don't believe are vandalizing a page of the Leader of the Catholic Church. 00:13, 25 June 2007 (UTC) TonyWWE, proud member of Wikipedia.com

Well, serves him right for being an aschloch. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:22, 25 June 2007 (UTC) ps, judging from your wikipedia page, they're not that proud about you....~Jewriken.GIF 00:25, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Umm.. I think you're on the wrong site --Iateyourgranny 20:34, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Great article but terrible subject

Should be more straightforward, perhaps simply "Catholic Church dissolved". The Pope isn't saying "ha, fooled you", just "OK, time to give it up". 13:12, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

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