UnNews talk:Chris Benoit wins home match against his family

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This is probably the only good comment you'll receive: excellent article. I am awaiting the arrival of a whole bunch of people who were offended by this to come in and voice their outrage. Don't let them get on your nerves. --General Insineratehymn 00:47, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, I know it's controversial, but I get a writable idea so rarely that I have to use the ones I get, even if they're on a touchy subject. It was sort of "pushing the envelope," because I don't think I ever wrote one with this much of an ick factor in terms of taste (although I did write an article about Steve Irwin that I was uncertain about at the time also), and I think it worked out. People who are offended should keep in mind that it's only a bit of writing on a website that nobody will read after a week or so (nobody reads old unnews, right? I mean, I don't . . . .)--Hrodulf 02:19, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
"accidentally defeating himself", love it! Although you know how in every WWE match the commentators ALWAYS say "In all my years of commentating, I have NEVER seen anything like this before!!!". This looks like the one match where a commentator could say that and you wouldn't think it was just another scripted line JayKeaton 12:22, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
I would have done that, had I known anything about wrestling. I don't watch WWE. Thanks for the idea. --Hrodulf 16:54, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
It happens every match, the commentator always excitedly says "I can't believe it, I have never seen anything like it!!!!1111" or something along those lines. I really really like this UnNews, especially considering you don't watch WWE, it is very well written JayKeaton 16:00, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
Thanks. --Hrodulf 21:06, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
Great article - funny, well written, and anyone who's offended...Well, life offends me. The fact that someone who butchered his family gets a tribute show offends me. -- ElDuke
Thanks. --Hrodulf 19:57, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
This article is the reason I joined this site! The part about boflex09830933 being recognized as the current undisputed champion is fucking priceless :D , I hope you don't mind, I'm just gonna add some links into it, as it's pretty bare without them.. i wont be changing anything else tho--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 21:38, June 25, 2010 (UTC)
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