UnNews talk:American army to respond to encounter with Iranian ship by bombing Iran with Arabic-English dictionaries

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I added "Nobody has yet told the Pentagon that Iranians don't speak Arabic, but Persian." because Iranians don't actually speak ARABIC!!!

'Tis true, might be a sneaky joke by the writer?! ~ Mordillo where is my GO COUNT YOUR DICK? 17:20, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

But reality is a lot more funnier. http://www.navytimes.com/news/2008/01/navy_hormuz_iran_radio_080111/ -- 17:24, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
Yes, I know it isn't Arabic, I just thought it might confuse people if I used Persian. Besides, implying that nobody in the Pentagon would bother to look up what language they actually speak, instead stupidly assuming that all Muslims speak Arabic, helps make it satire-ish. Or something. --THE 17:33, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
I figured you were smarter than the Pentagon :) ~ Mordillo where is my GO COUNT YOUR DICK? 17:42, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
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