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Zara reveals that it is sypathetitic to Nazisim

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27 November 2007

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Today, the Spanish Company Zara revealed its Nazi leanings, by producing handbags with swastikas. The controversial tellings were met with mixed results from Customers, with claims that it gives the company a tough edge. The National Socialist party in Britain said, "Honestly, this is the best thing that could ever happen, with more and more companies 'coming out', we could become the next evil dictators, err, erm, umm, no, scratch that!".

edit Reactions

One customer in Britain phoned up and told them about that despicable act, promising she'd set the commies on them. She was placed in a Camp. Other reviews were better, 'I have always been a Nazi supporter, I have been scared to come out, now I can publish my Anti-Semitic, racist views' one A. D. Olfhitler said to our reporter. A recent poll showed that most companies wanted to come out as a Nazi sympathiser and this has given hope and peace to them. 'Now I can gas everyone I don't like' said one Schoolboy, 'No one will bully me ever again'.

edit What next

A spokesman for Zara said, 'We will continue with the handbags, as well as with the Rub on Hitler Moustaches and the pleasing curtains, with a picture of a concentration Camp stitched on.

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