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You Have Been Ownzored

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14 June 2007

YOU HAVE BEEN OWNZORED, xDarthAnimeMasterx reported yesterday. According to Mr. AnimeMaster, your ownzoring was swift and fierce. He also noted you blah blah blah blah

edit The Nature of The Ownzoring

The Ownzoring of You took place approximately at 4:52 on the afternoon of etc etc etc etc in Halo 2. "omfg wtf hax," noted AnimeMaster.

lol i have something to add, a loss by 5 in a game type such as swords and ... zzzzz zzzz eh, wassat? is this crap finished yet? No, wake me up when it is will you darling ... zzzz ...ten points on both occasions. its a shame that he lies to you here on this internet. NOOB.

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Cannonman This doesn't seem to agree with such key articles as How to be Funny and not just a Cunt, and is therefore not canon.
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