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18 November 2006

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BELFAST, Northern Ireland -- A woman has been found in a house in east Belfast.

She, 21, was discovered at an undisclosed house, no where near the White Lane area. The discovery might have been made at 13 o’clock on Saturday.

"I don't know what I was doing there, I just awoke from a day dream and I was in a house," said she, "My husband should be looking for me, I need to go."

With that, the woman walked off.

Police have said they are investigating the circumstances of the woman's appearance, and have confirmed they are treating it as suspicious.

There is no reason why the woman should of been there, she doesn't live there, she hasn't just moved there, she isn't even from Ireland.

The whole area has been cordoned off as officers examined the second floor of the bungalow where the woman was found. The woman's name has not been released, but it is rumoured to be a females name.

"What was she doing in my new house?! My family only just moved from England last week, and I've just came back from me weekly shopping at Tesco!" said the owner, 24, "However, as much as I'd like to, I can't keep talking, my wife has been missing for quite some time, I need to talk to the police"

At one stage on Saturday about two dozen police officers were in the street, dealing with the missing persons case, and the appearance case.

In unrelated news, PS3 fans eagerly await OJ Simpson's new game.

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