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4 July 2010

Boobie snacks

Titty Temptations.

HERSHEY, Pennsylvania -- Confectioner Hershey's will introduce a new candy snack, tentatively to be titled "Titty Temptations". The product is aimed primarily at the tween and teen boy demographic, but may do moderately well in all male and lesbian demographics too.

This first entrant into the sexy candy market from the venerable chocolatier to America's middle class, and will be test marketed in African-American neighborhoods. This brilliant idea was developed by advertising genius Saxon Metronome, who's impression of black men was formed by a line in the film, Blazing Saddles; "where all de white women at?"

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