UnNews:Wiccanpedia casts a spell, fails miserably
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13 September 2006
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THE INTERWEB -- A new online project to provide information for the world's current population of 12.3 Wiccans was unveiled today. Wiccapedia will be devoted to all subjects relating to Wiccawork, such as chair-making, sacrifice burning, making rhyming couplets (in the hope they will pass for real magic), inventing vaguely mediæval sounding names for coven members and how to scratch your backside in a mystical way. Contributors to Wiccapedia MUST be real witches. To ensure this is the case, Wiccapedia will exist only on the Astral plane which you must visit in order to log in. As the founder of wiccapedia, Mistress Rainbow Widdershins, said today "Please write something in our online Books of Shadows and remember - the Pentacle is Mightier than the Sword".