UnNews:Who's set for the Glastonbury gig?
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Who's set for the Glastonbury gig?
The one that Univisión did not buy out
Wednesday, October 26, 2016, 13:43:UTC)(
25 January 2007
In short: Not me.
ENGLAND, United Kingdom -- Glastonbury organiser Michael Eavis has confirmed that no one has brought any tickets to attend his annual Somerset music festival. However, he said that he is hopeful that some people will buy some tickets before the event starts, even if it is just members of his immediate family.
The lack of sales may be down to the fact that the Active Monkeys have confirmed to be playing.
When we went out onto the street to ask people why they wasn't attending the event, we were given the following response 9 times out of 10.
This was probably the worst decision that Mr Eavis has made, at least next year he won't make the same mistake again.