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Light brown is for politics, because we are now all light-skinned Negroes. Except Senator Brown UnNews: Your source for up-to-the-minute misinformation. June 19, 2013 23:36 UTC From the Chief | Audio | Podcast | Random article | Goldstein Award | Foolitzer Prize Biden calls brothel mistress a 'smartass' after prostitution comment MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin -- Vice President Biden called the madam of a brothel outside of Milwaukee, Wis., a "smartass" after the women asked him to legalize prostitution. Biden made the comment Friday after the ‘World Famous’ brothel mistress, Pumpkin, told him that his session would be on the house if he legalized pimping. » Full story Latest Washington stories: 14 September US Minority Leader reaches deal with CBS 30 August Social Security found to have 310 million tits 24 August Update: Sherrod won't rejoin Agriculture 22 August Obama hosts Semite slumber-party 20 August 1 in 5 Americans thinks Obama is Christian? Obama Muslim rumors won't die 16 August Stanley McChrystal gets surprising new gig 14 August Obama favors Ground Zero mosque 13 August Terror zoo Guaobamamo 12 August All crises end, unfortunately Jailed chef says Bin Laden preferred Upside-down Cake Ted Stevens leaves mortal body to become one with Internet 10 August Texas pols shun Obama 9 August Tea Partiers come out as hate group 6 August Bush detainee policy evaded law 1 August Congressman: Too much dispersant used in oil spill 23 July Sherrod reinstated, opposition giddy 13 July Sarah Palin uncovers the latest conspiracy: Environmentalists are after our oil and our jobs Palin: The lame-stream media is very lame 9 July Generals, Admirals living the good life, sponsored by Uncle Sam 5 July Obama: One more year in Afghanistan, then bust 1 July Republicans to Republicans: Fuck Republicans! 28 June Biden calls brothel mistress a 'smartass' after prostitution comment Obama doodles random shit‎ 24 June Obama to sell oil spill as "job creation" 22 June "Runaway General" McChrystal found and returned home 18 June Oil spill: Other US political party is sorry it was sorry 10 June South Carolina Democrats elect a meaningless holler 7 June Obama to America: "It's your fault" 2 June Obama off the hook: acted "properly" in Sestak-gate 1 June Al and Tipper Gore split up 31 May Obama to honor war dead 29 May GOP starts happy-face Web site 28 May EPA rejects use of oil-slick dispersants Obama takes credit for Oil Spill failure 27 May North Korea sinks ship, but this time things will be different 26 May Libertarian wins primary, reporters sharpen knives 24 May Mexican president lays out agenda for US 21 May Nominee may be ugly, Jewish, and lesbian 20 May Beck sees conspiracy in BP spill and Cuban meeting 13 May Fox News channel presents honest image to the world 12 May US minority party still beset by surrender instinct 10 May D.C. Council approves party weed 9 May Drone Wars: “If it breathes, kill it!”

Write a new UnNews story: Type your desired headline and then click on the button. Read Me First | Style Guide | Newsroom "Runaway General" McChrystal found and returned home WASHINGTON, D.C. -- General Stanley McChrystal, the top U.S. commander in Afghanistan, has finally found a way to get more face time with his Commander-In-Chief than chance meetings on airport tarmac: Just run the guy down on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine. » Full story North Korea sinks ship, but this time things will be different SEOUL, South Korea -- U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said the world must respond to North Korea's sinking of a South Korean ship. The usual response, known as the Madeleine-Condoleeza-Hillary Doctrine, is to send a female diplomat to the secretive regime, who promises food, fuel, and cash if North Korea promises to start acting better from now on. » Full story Libertarian wins primary, reporters sharpen knives BOWLING GREEN, Kentucky -- The primary victory of free-market candidate Rand Paul became an occasion for reporters to bring out their toughest questions, on everything from repeal of the 1965 Civil Rights Act to personal ownership of nuclear weapons. » Full story Washington on UnNews Audio 30 Aug: Social Security found to have 310 million tits 2:59, 2.05 Mb 22 Aug: Obama hosts Semite slumber-party 3:31, 2.42 Mb 20 Aug:Obama Muslim rumors won't die 4:23, 3.01 Mb 12 Aug: All crises end, unfortunately 3:28, 2.39 Mb 6 Aug: Bush detainee policy evaded law 3:10, 2.18 Mb 1 Aug: Congressman: Too much dispersant used in oil spill 3:10, 2.19 Mb 23 Jul: Sherrod reinstated, opposition giddy 3:07, 2.15 Mb 24 Jun: Obama to sell oil spill as "job creation 4:39, 3.19 Mb 22 Jun: "Runaway General" McChrystal found and returned home 4:14, 2.91 Mb 18 Jun: Oil spill: Other US political party is sorry it was sorry 2:40, 1.84 Mb 2 Jun: Obama off the hook: acted "properly" in Sestak-gate 3:17, 2.26 Mb 31 May: Obama to honor war dead 2:01, 1.39 Mb 29 May: GOP starts happy-face Web site 3:42, 2.55 Mb 28 May: EPA rejects use of oil-slick dispersants 3:16, 2.25 Mb 27 May: North Korea sinks ship, but this time things will be different 3:42, 2.54 Mb 26 May: Libertarian wins primary, reporters sharpen knives 2:45, 1.9 Mb 24 May: Mexican president lays out agenda for US 2:40, 1.84 Mb 21 May: Nominee may be ugly, Jewish, and lesbian 3:50, 2.64 Mb 20 May: Beck sees conspiracy in BP spill and Cuban meeting 2:30, 1.73 Mb 12 May: US minority party still beset by surrender instinct 2:45, 1.89 Mb 10 May: DC Council approves party weed 2:41, 1.84 Mb 17 Apr: Bill Clinton now says "words matter" 2:35, 1.78 Mb 14 Apr: CNN claims to be unbiased 2:33, 1.75 Mb 13 Apr: Did someone use the "N-word"? 2:54, 2 Mb 12 Apr: US census response lags 3:12, 2.21 Mb 4 Apr: ACORN dies, but may have been resurrected 2:47, 1.92 Mb 2 Apr: US passenger-screening rules change, again 2.43, 1.87 Mb 25 Mar: US health care is done, except for the posturing 3:19, 2.28 Mb 21 Mar: Iraq vote count is screwed up 2:30, 1.72 Mb 18 Mar: This weekend, a big health-care vote, or something 3:58, 2.73 Mb 14 Mar: Sen. Brown to Obama: Do as I say, not as I did 3:29, 2.4 Mb 9 Mar: Obama aide on spending cuts: "Maybe later" 2:42, 1.86 Mb

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