UnNews:Volcano erupts under Icelandic igloo
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21 March 2010
It was the first time since 1821 -- almost 200 years ago -- that the volcano under the Eyjafjallajokull family igloo has erupted.
Argo Eyjafjallajokull, head of the Eyjafjallajokull clan told CNN, “The ice began to tremble, so we fled the igloo just in time. It totally blew after that!”
The Eyjafjallajokull family igloo is located about 100 miles (160 km) east of the capital, Reykjavik. Or, rather, it was located there before the volcano erupted. That area is now a bubbling sea of cooked fish.
The country's civil protection agency did not immediately record any injuries or damage. But the heat from the volcano did melt the igloo as well as the glacier it was built on.
But in Iceland the Eyjafjallajokull family is safe and sound.