UnNews:Update: UnNews journalist threatened
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30 November 2010
In a video posted on Monday, Uwe Boll lashed out at UnNews, calling them "Fucking liars who have nothing better to do than fuck with my name." he alleged that the inclusion of the "reactions of the cruddy jackasses you call film critics, as well as the Uncyclopedian losers who wrote this stupid article shows how 'unbiased' and 'fair' these shitheads are. Uncyclopedia would have been nowhere if I wasn't going to bring one of their articles so much media attention, and this is how they thank me?"
Uwe Boll then proceeded to say "My films were never all that bad anyway! So what if none of them ever worked at the box office? This time it will work........you'll see......you'll all see......." before abruptly ending the video just when he seemed close to tears.
He then followed it up with another video personally attacking the UnNews journalist who wrote the article. "You fucking retard, who do you think you are, huh? I challenge you to a paintball match. Load up your paintgun, and meet me in the dark, secluded alley right outside my house. Once I defeat you, everybody will realize how wrong they were to pin me down all the time!"
Uncyclopedia admins have dismissed the video as "yet another desperate bid for cheap publicity.". An admin, on condition of anonymity said, "It's not like he hasn't done it before. Just ask Michael Bay."
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