UnNews:Uncyclopedia is finished
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Uncyclopedia is finished
Straight talk, from straight faces
Thursday, July 2, 2015, 19:06:UTC)(
18 November 2007
"We have collected an appropriate amount of humor and satire to satisfy our dark lord's needs for comic relief and double entendre." said a spokesman. "We all knew you loved Uncyclopedia but like any good book, it had to come to an end someday, and now it is finally finished with examples of every comedy and satire possible contained within it. This should be a happy occasion, not a sad one."
Not everyone was pleased about the finishing of Uncyclopedia. Some questioned whether, in fact, Uncyclopedia was actually finished.
"This sucks!" said Thunderman, a noob, "I had this great idea for a funny article about Chuck Norris kicking things! Uncool man! Bring it back! I just found out about this site a week ago because my older brother told me! And I just got a computer for my fourteenth birthday last month!"
"All I want to know is what is Uncyclopedia's plan to bring health care to 47 million uninsured Americans" said Brad Kaus, apparently somewhat confused about what the issues at stake are. "Why doesn't anyone think about the children?"
Sophia had no comment at press time.