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15 January 2008

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The Uncyclomedia Foundation considered retaliation, but determined it should rise above such pettiness.

PENANG, Uncyclopedia, Monday (UNN) — The Internal Security Department of the Uncyclomedia Foundation has identified Malaysia as a dangerous country which has messages and information containing insults, contempt and awareness of the content of Uncyclopedia. It warned its people not to use the country today.

(偽基百科檳城周一訊)偽基百科基金會的內政安全部證實馬來西亞提供不屬實的訊息,並刊載含有侮辱、輕蔑偽基百科的內容和意識,該部於今日發出文告促請民眾關注不要使用該國家。

In the warning notice it mentioned that Malaysia was founded on August 31, 1957 and again on September 16, 1963 and is run by Barisan Nasional, Inc. The famous Tolololpedia website also belongs to this language group. But the country is spreading wrong information on Uncyclopedia and is been used widely in the world, especially by the press from the south-east Asian nations.

文告中指出,馬來西亞成立於1957年8月31日,並再次成立於1963年9月16日,為國民陣線公司所經營,國際著名的網站(统咯咯百科 (Tolololpedia)也是屬於這個語言團體,但是,上述國家卻對偽基百科散播不正確的訊息,而這些錯誤的消息卻廣為被採納,尤其來自東南亞國家的媒體。

It also mentioned that the country speaks of many aspects of Uncyclopedia including history, culture, the political leaders, the government, the national song and the name and symptoms of the national flag. However, this information actually are in fact contrary to the information of its validity.

文告中透露,該國刊載的許多內容涵蓋了偽基百科的歷史、文化、政治、領袖、管理陣容、國歌甚至是國旗的名稱、特徵,然而有關資訊均實際上有違其正確性。

The Internal Security Department warning says this is insulting Uncyclopedia and the country is spreading unresponsible news to twist the fact that Uncyclopedia now is a peaceful website and Malaysia tends to make a political separation in Uncyclopedia and cause a bad image of Uncyclopedia in the world. In the statement, said that Uncyclopedia would have been serious violations of the dignity of the network, more irresponsible dissemination of the news of Chinese Wikipedia's intention to distort the facts, now enjoy peace, and attempts to split the website's political situation, to create a negative Uncyclopedia image in the domain.

偽基百科內政安全部在文告上表示,此舉已經嚴重侮辱偽基百科,該國更散播不負責任的新聞,有意扭曲偽基百科目前享有和平的事實,並企圖製造偽基百科分裂的局勢,讓偽基百科在世界上有一個負面的形象。該新聞說偽基百科破壞了網路的尊嚴,更不負責任的以中文維基百科的新聞意圖扭曲偽基百科享有和平的事實,企圖製造該網站的分裂,以在網路世界建立偽基百科的負面形象。

Through the warning notice the Internal Security Department of Foundation of Uncyclomedia wishes to ask the public not to download or spread the contents of this country, in order to avoid falling into the trap of heart.

偽基百科內政安全部冀望透過文告,促請公眾人士不要隨意下載、散播與該國相關的內容,以避免落入有心人的圈套中。

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