UnNews:Uncyclomedia finially reaches goal!
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Uncyclomedia finially reaches goal!
Straight talk, from straight faces
Wednesday, May 4, 2016, 21:22:UTC)(
8 November 2007
After a month of vigorous campaigning, uncyclopedia has finially reached their increidable goal of raising $7.56. George Bush promptly went ballistic upon hearing the news, and plans to host a party regarding this success. "Uncyclopedia was one of my main sources for information on how to reconstruct Iran. We at the White House feel that Uncyclopedia is of a more, excuse me, a is, sorry..." He then continued tripping over words for 15 more minutes.
On the flip side of the coin, Jimbo Wales has been admitted to a mental hospital over his mental breakdown. Sources close to Mr. Wales are cited as saying "You just have to feel sorry for the poor bloke. Here he is trying to promote knowledge to the best of his ability, and despite his vain attempt to raise $50,000 for his construction of the Wiki-Star, uncyclopedia has somehow managed to rake in $7.56 that could have gone to him."
Mr. Wales was briefly available for comment, and is cited as saying "fuck that shit!" If anyone can intepret that, please call our office at 555-SHIT.
Mr. Wilde, the founder of Uncyclopedia, has not been available for comment. Assuming contact is made with him, we will update this article. until then... what are you waiting for! VANDELIZE EVERYTHING!!!
- Javascap "[ Uncyclomedia finially reaches goal!]". Anyoldiron, 11, 08, 2007