UnNews:UnNews to start checking new articles for quality

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30 October 2007

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Right Here, Right Now. UnNews, In a surprising move today. Has decided to start checking aricles for quality, biasness, vanity and the accuracy of the stories. The way they're going to do it is by 3 innovations patented by our team. The first is a machine that checks article for quality (spelling mistakes, stupididy, excetera.) and then places it on help row with only 30 days to go. The second is also a machine that checks werether the article fits UnNews and puts it up for deletion in a voting machine that the people can opertate. and the last innovation to help improve quality is a computer that reviews every article and gives you constructive critism about it.

With these 3 innovations, UnNews Readers can finally put their heads to rest as we can no longer expect someone eating a hot dog of Pikachu getting sexually assulted. "I can finally rest easy knowing that the information will finally become misinformation." said one UnNews Employee. UnNews can finally predict everything from what the celebrities are up to, to what George Bush is doing, Even to when the acopolypse is coming. It'll feel up-to-the-minute and misinformative.

One UnNews Reporter provided us with a line to close this article "Remember kids, Don't write horrible unfunny UnNews articles."

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