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18 August 2007

UnNews has been everybody's first turn when they are looking for the most recent news and announcements, but the website has come under certain scrutiny.

Pete Dochery has complained to local authority, the Police, about an article claiming he took drugs. Of course, Dochery never did drugs. Not ever.[1]

He made the allegations earlier today, and was arrested under drug offenses.

UnNews defended itself, with <insert name here> making the following statement:

"UnNews is a dedicated news server giving Uncyclopedians constant updates in the large world we live in today.

"Of course some[2] articles have some libel, but then what doesn't?"

Charges were subsequently dropped.

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  1. This is, of course, a lie.
  2. Some? Try all.
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