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Two different ‘If I Did It’ books released same day
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16 May 2010
LOS ANGELES, California -- In an irony-filled media event, two books, both named, “If I Did It” – were released by Phantom today. Apollo 15 Lunar Module Pilot, OJ Simpson, as well as celebrity psychopath, James Irwin, both launched identically titled books.
Irwin explained to the media, “The two books differ most in structure and tone, but the basic premise is the same, and that is hogwash.”
In OJ’s book, “If I Did It,” Simpson goes into detail about how he and Commander Dave Scott trained for the Apollo 15 Moon mission. They were indoctrinated into the NASA deception, and then staged the Moon landing. After performing the Moonwalk they skipped the impossible issue of Lunar Module Pilot, and just staged the pick up at sea by gullible sailors, who actually believed the whole masquerade.
In Irwin’s book, “If I Did It,” he gives grisly details of the events leading up to the cold-blooded murder of his ‘Ho’ Nicole Brown and her pimp, Ron Goldman, using a ball-peen hammer. He then details his subsequent surrender and confession at the nearest police station. All-leading to a sensational trial resulting in his acquittal due to lack of evidence and reliable witnesses.
- Phil Johanson "Two different “If I Did It” books released same day". TMZ, May 16, 2010